Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 8, 2024
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Canadian Oil Rig

When the man is upside down resting his shoulders on the floor with his bottom facing up while his partner drills his in a downward motion.
John gave him the old Canadian Oil Rig
by ManCaveUser January 14, 2022
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Canadian buttsex

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present
In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.
by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020
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Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!
by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024
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Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.
Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.
by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025
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Canadian Mario

It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian
John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario
by BiggeCheese105 May 15, 2023
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