You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 14, 2020

Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

can I get a dub in the chat

a joyful term for when your hanging out with the squad and something good happens to someone

Ayeo, that hottie mark just snapped me, can I get a dub in the chat!

by whatsupbro123 November 15, 2018

Can i buy a question mark?

A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"

Teacher: What is a detriment of space reconnaissance?

Student: Can i buy a question mark?

by Sizzle15 April 21, 2011

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

no one can find out about this

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.

girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"

by smiletotheworldandshineontheda July 5, 2010

hung like a pringles can

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.

"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"

by chuncky May 23, 2008