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Emily

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

by Connie and Melissa November 14, 2020

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f-beep

A form of self-censorship for the f-bomb, f-beep is a beautiful form of expression. Maybe you’re near a child. Maybe you’re just a wuss. Either way, f-beep is the perfect way to express your f-beep-ing emotions. (Note: f-beep is adaptable to different words. See b-beep, s-beep, a-beep, and more.)

“F-beep you, Oliver.”
“Well f-beep my life”
“You f-beep-ing b-beep”

by Nicoleslaw119 November 27, 2023

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triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

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Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024

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