Brandon

my fave lil baddie fr

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads

by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022

Brandon

Brandon, baby, boy

That guy is such a Brandon. I’m obsessed with him.

by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022

Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe

Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda

by Ydkkff May 21, 2019

Brandon Buckner

A kind guy who likes pop-tarts.

Brandon Buckner is over there eating his pop-tarts.

by LlamaPlayz December 31, 2021

Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy

God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch

by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023