bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018

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Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

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nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love and other feelings in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦😊😏

i love nobu woods hahahahahaha drop another album hahahaha

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eleanor woods

Eleanor is a fabulous amazing blobfish who is sporty,thoughtful and caring.She normally has blonde straight hair or curly brown hair. She has blue eyes and ok s quite tall. She is good at academic subjects such as English or maths or science and has a very sweet tooth so if you give her something sweet she will always accept it ! She is friends with both boys and girls but only has a smal group of close friends .

Guy 1: ok that girls an eleanor woods
Guy 2: I wanna get me some of dat

Girl 1: wow that girls so smart
Guy 1: yeah she must be an eleanor woods

by How did u k May 20, 2019

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