The act of ejaculating, but not having enough time to properly clean up, so you just redress as quickly as possible.
"My mom knocked on my door right after I came so I had to pull the dirty bird before she barged in."
by iwannabejimmer December 26, 2013
Ted: Oh look, those Red Socks fans sure hate the Yankees.
Red: Yeah, seriously! That's the biggest bird orgy I've ever seen.
Red: Yeah, seriously! That's the biggest bird orgy I've ever seen.
by E121phi June 09, 2008
Check out my Bird, my Bird is amazing. Check out this Bird this Bird in the Cage.
Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.
Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.
by Burkenstock March 21, 2012
Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.
"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"
"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"
by birdsmacka September 15, 2014
An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"
Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.
Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.
by Clive Braddock June 22, 2005
A very unattractive person; Someone whose face resembles a bird that got smashed in a truck's grill.
"Dude, did you see Joe's new girlfriend?"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"
by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007