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Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
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Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
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low

Being OliPocket.
There is no better explanation for being low.
by xydra February 12, 2017
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BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".
Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit
by Silly sausage January 29, 2022
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Low poly dog

A very real dog that when fighting the killer fish from san diego, the univerce collapses and then proceeds to reset
Person 1: omg its low poly dog and killer fish fighting!
Person 2: woah wait stop them you dunce
by Super pixel March 4, 2022
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Cheeky Low-Low

The abbreviation of "Allow it Brev", a cheeky low-low refers to asking for someone's vapour device and/or the spliffage.
Spastic 1 - "Yo wys bro"
Spastic 2 - *pinches index and thumb together* "Cheeky low-low"
by VaccSumm March 20, 2023
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Low IQ manlet

A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.
Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
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