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Not Working

Not doing anything ever
Logan is not working
by JHippo June 3, 2022
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Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
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Working joe

What snapchats moderation is operated by as it bans people for the silliest of things or just for no reason at all and makes appealing for an unban unnecessarily difficult and sometimes impossible.
Since working joes are known to be difficult to deal with, it’s no doubt that snapchats moderation is operated by them. Any time you encounter a working joe in alien isolation you know it’s just gonna be rude or just coldly kill you and be of absolutely no help at all.
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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solo work

sorry bro, gotta do some solo work.”
by ejehehdiejejeow May 21, 2024
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working the concrete

The act of selling your body for money and or drugs.....
Cinnamon made $100 working the concrete downtown giving blow jobs.
by fickleflame January 3, 2014
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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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