Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

half-first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent’s male half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

co-great-uncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023