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One Man's

AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:

eg. one mans business is another mans christmas

one mans balls is another mans ALLS

one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES

one mans testes are a nother mans besties

one mans orgasm is another mans spasms

one mans cum is another mans RUM

ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS

one mans shaft is another mans raft

one mans rim is another mans hymn

one mans pleasure is another mans treasure

one mans hole is another mans goal

one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS

one mans ab is another mans grab

one mans prick is another mans lick

one mans member is another mans december

one mans ride is another mans hide

one mans behind is another mans grind

one mans nipples are another mans temples

one mans prostate is another mans estate

one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 25, 2017
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tup that one

To capture and store a fart into a Tupperware container.
Johnny farted. In response, his friend Luke said, "Tup that one" to which Johnny then grabbed the nearest Tupperware and caught his fart for later use.
by BloodySwanson January 21, 2011
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ONE-ITIS

Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."

-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu July 24, 2008
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One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
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Year One

Car parts and accessories company, especially good for classics.
I'm a huge poseur, so I bought me some x pipes at Year One and now I don't know what to do with them.
by Aimee January 1, 2004
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The one in the hole

by Thetruthlover June 11, 2016
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Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.
The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.
by rockman08 August 29, 2006
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