A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
by Larrie4ever September 12, 2021

by TedTheadoreLogan July 23, 2023

by Troll056769 May 14, 2020

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022

When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.
I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.
by chickenairfried August 3, 2024

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022
