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Math

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022
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Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them
"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."
by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025
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Singapore Math

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.
Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.
by Numerati December 15, 2024
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boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼
Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
by DJ SS January 16, 2024
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math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die
teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math
by planzzee November 12, 2021
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Math

Math is the most stupidest thing I have ever come across, I've had so many mental breakdowns cuz of this shitty ass thing, if the teacher ever askes me to find the value of x I will say up their ass😋🤞🏼
Math helps you alot in life but a thought that was really stuck in my head today was doing all of this stupid shit and wrecking your life only just to die in the end? But ig thats why you have to make the best of it

Anyways math is stupid but this one math teacher BROOOOO mans so fine if he needs an equation to do I'll let him divide these legs😋🤞🏼
Friend:Math is stupid

Me:Yep fr but the teacher is so goddamn fine😩🙏
Friend:boi🐿what🐿the🐿 hell🐿 boi🐿
by Deeznutsinyomommasmouth September 8, 2021
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The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.
The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.
by Numerati January 20, 2024
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