Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

magic dance

"You remind me of the babe" One of the awesome music tracks sung by David Bowie

"Magic Dance" You {remind me of the babe. What babe? babe with the power

by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017

little magic to end the world

Means something so great or stupid that it should change the world

Urban dictionary is the little magic to end the world

by PikaboyMOD February 5, 2022

Shame magic

The depraved Satanic acts of rape, pedophilia, torture, murder, and cannibalism that the American elites practice in order to become possessed by a demon, obtaining the demon's superintelligence and future-sight abilities.

Matt Damon totally practices shame magic. He drank piss as a humiliation ritual; that's why they showed all those celebrities drinking piss on South Park. And he played himself in Dogma.

by DrewTheJewishProphet October 9, 2022

Rodney Magic

A flukey soccer goal scored by a player who rarely scores.

That goal was pure Rodney Magic!

by Abacus871 April 10, 2022

Magio Magic effect

It’s a state in which you feel guilty after hearing the truth from someone you just played

she cried to me after having sex, saying I would leave her. She was right and now I feel this Magio Magic effect

by ThePersonToYourRight November 19, 2021

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008