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Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".
Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me
by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018
mugGet the Sausagingmug.

Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...
"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
mugGet the Buy sausagemug.

Sausage party

An orgy that involves multiple nonces like Callum Robson Jamie hunt and Richard from Macdonald's
I found a camp site today and I witnessed a disgusting sausage party
by Connorevanson November 3, 2019
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Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.
Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!
by Kraplach July 18, 2016
mugGet the Sausage McTuckingmug.

Saucy Sausage Dip

The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean
“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”
by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021
mugGet the Saucy Sausage Dipmug.

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
mugGet the Sausage Slicingmug.

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
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