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poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.
Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.
by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016
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Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018
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Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop
by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019
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poop slatt

do not say this
by boglequan November 25, 2020
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Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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