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fart fest

a farting contest or compilation with two or more people with nothing else to do.

dudes marking their territory by farting because signs are easily removed.
person 1: hey i just finished a whole bowl of beans and now im sooo bored.
person 2: same here... hey you wana have a fart fest?
person 1: hell yeah!! and it'll stop my sister from coming here.
by bopkes June 23, 2009
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Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!
I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
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Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008
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white fart

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.
"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"
by Bryan T February 1, 2006
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air fart

This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.
Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.
by AustinFera December 29, 2005
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Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003
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Cupped Fart

When you reach into your pants, pull apart your hairy ass cheeck, put your cupped hands in there, release the fart, and now its at your control. now release on any victims or your own nose. do as you please. :D
As the heated fart fell into my cupped dirty hands,i smiled as i had the power to release my Quadoba fart on anyone i please. Now thats a cupped fart!
by bigpube100 July 15, 2011
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