Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.

Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.

by The tattooist October 8, 2013

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021

Dragging clam

The act of dragging one's clam (vagina) over a lover for the purposes of marking territory

She was dragging clam all up his leg.

by TOUCHING BUTT October 4, 2021

Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.

I heard a few clams at the concert last night.

by Swerdnase June 2, 2018

Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015