fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!

Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

fish weenis

The penis of a fish

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"

by A fish protector March 14, 2011

Happy Fish

A clean smelling, well groomed vagina.

I ate me some of that HAPPY FISH

by Plotman February 23, 2011

fish humper

the act of raping an asian

your moms a total fish humper

by My2DadsTouchMe October 27, 2010

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.

Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...

by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014

mongrel-fish

A stupid individual, a moron, a drop-kick, etc.

"Man you're a mongrel-fish!"

by MongrelFish October 1, 2005

Grout Fishing

Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.

Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.

by M.A. Ross September 19, 2007