A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.
Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.
by Mr.Pete November 09, 2007
Newzealander: Hey cuzzin wanna go to tha shups for sum fish and chups?
Normal person: Can you speak properley?
Normal person: Can you speak properley?
by Xhamsterlover February 03, 2012
A staple cuisine of the revered Ashkenazi Jewish culture, the same people which brought you delicious hamantashen cookies with apricot and prune filling. Though it has been scientifically proven to be delicious, it often earns a bad reputation from Sephardic Jews, who clearly don't know their asses from their elbows when it comes to good food.
by The Ashkenaztiest March 05, 2007
The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.
by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008
A term used as a describing word. Used at others, meaning they are as smelly, rotten, and retarded as a fish.
"Don't be So Fish!"
"She is So Fish"
"She is So Fish"
by DabioMcFok August 24, 2016
by Teresa5350 August 28, 2008
Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey
Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?
Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.
Person #2: Oh,ok...
Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?
Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.
Person #2: Oh,ok...
by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou March 19, 2014