Fart Guzzler

This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again!

I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008

white fart

To expel semen from recent anal sex during a seemingly innocent fart.

"Oh honey, can you check and see if I just white farted?"

by Bryan T February 1, 2006

air fart

This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.

Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.

by AustinFera December 29, 2005

Fart Sock

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

Cupped Fart

When you reach into your pants, pull apart your hairy ass cheeck, put your cupped hands in there, release the fart, and now its at your control. now release on any victims or your own nose. do as you please. :D

As the heated fart fell into my cupped dirty hands,i smiled as i had the power to release my Quadoba fart on anyone i please. Now thats a cupped fart!

by bigpube100 July 15, 2011

fart grenade

Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.

Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out

by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005