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Woods

The leaf from tobacco to roll your weed in to make a blunt. This slang is used in Detroit
i.e backwoods
Aye, I’ll be right back I’m finna go to the store to get some woods.
by 722moe January 13, 2023
mugGet the Woodsmug.

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
mugGet the Wood Rolledmug.

Kacie Wood

A Kacie Wood is effectively slang for a slut and/or slag. A Kacie wood is a person who would actively try to cheat, deceive or intentionally be cruel just because they could.
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.

To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
I once slept with a Kacie Wood and now I have a recurring rash.

I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
by Dandelion saffron April 16, 2019
mugGet the Kacie Woodmug.

Wood

A type of cigar used for smoking cannabis
Shannaa: Dont break the wood
by Shannaa August 13, 2022
mugGet the Woodmug.

Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"
"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
mugGet the Tiger Woodsmug.
Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024
mugGet the Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from auntmug.

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry
Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up
by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Josh woodmug.

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