ST MATH

its a living hell in which a stupid penguin needs our help to MOVE!!!!!!!!!! And we have to do it for 20 mins. a day!

st math is stupid

by stmathsucks May 3, 2022

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Patience St. Louis

patience is saladsnatcher69

Yo! Patience St. Louis stole you salad while you were away? That makes her saladsnatcher69!

by carmel is very short May 12, 2022

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

st edwards oxford

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction

person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »

by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022

St Bedes

St bede's is a school full of absolute jokemen that are so addicted to flavored air that the fire alarm gets set off every 20 minutes. Most of the boys look like inbred rats and the girls look like haven't washed their tan off in 3 weeks. It has a school gym that is occupied by skinny rat looking nerds that can't pull girls to save their lives. We should feel pity on those who are forced to attend St Bedes because it is full of cretinous menaces to society that think they're bad because they're from the outskirts of london.

"She goes to St Bedes." - Person 1
"Ew man what a starter pack." - Person 2

by lucy hoskins November 15, 2022