Snatch Blasting

While during coitus, the male grabs his testicles and begins to make laser beam sounds, whilst ejaculating into the female's womb.

Brah, have you ever tried snatch blasting inside of a bitch? Bitches love snatch blasting!

by dark sohma January 27, 2015

Snatchccident

Accidentally grabbing someone's lady parts.

Donald Trump grabbed the pussy, but it was totally by snatchccident.

by Beer Vampire October 11, 2016

skitch

a term of endearment

Laura and Phoebe are skitches!!

by samannalane September 17, 2019

weiner smitchel

A penis. The human male sex organ. A dick. A shalong.

Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.

by Mister Mc April 13, 2008

sloppy snatch

A big wet, sloppy minge.

Get ya sloppy snatch out.

by Bob Dylan 1988 May 26, 2009

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011