Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

the smol and short jelly

This is me.

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary

by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022

short

nat.

short.

by tsubakielaic May 24, 2022

short

lottie and charlotte

wow u r so lottie and short

by notameliaproc November 11, 2020

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Short king

Short king is the definition of zac rudd, a below average in height male who goes around acting like he’s tall but he’s not.

Bro who’s that short king?
What short king? That’s zac rudd bro the only short king around.

by Short King syndrome May 18, 2022