russian gypsy

A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language
Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley
by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020
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russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
by IdiotBoii September 02, 2023
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Russian Snack

A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.

The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.
"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."

"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"

"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"
by I-Dont-Have-A-Proper-Pseudonym January 13, 2017
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Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.
by DaEif November 06, 2015
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Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020
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russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....
omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”
by itztayler November 09, 2017
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Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin
I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
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