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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
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Road frosty

The act of giving road head in the winter with the windows down and the AC on full blast while listening to Christmas songs.
Bro! I was headed to the wedding and all of a sudden Ben leaned down and gave me a road frosty! I almost froze to death.
by Lionsdenbone September 28, 2019
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Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.
1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 2, 2020
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That's union road

A man who doesn't have a job smokes panadols and talks about punch ons and sits on milk creates in auburn
Sees a man smoking bupe in auburn " hey that's union road "
by Liazard12hr August 8, 2020
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stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics
Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 28, 2017
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road dickin

the process where a group of males all proceed to get their dicks in their hands and masturbate whilst on a road trip.
"yo terry, you up for some road dickin?"
by jimbeanlikesitclean May 10, 2020
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road boil

the surface of a travelled portion of a highway that becomes liquified underneath it and the pavement, gravel, slurry or mud pushes upward
a road boil appears on a road in the spring. It is believed to be caused from winter months springs located under roads do not completely freeze but the surrounding area does, when traffic drives over the road, it forces the moisture to the top so it has the appearance of a boil or bubble. There is one just below MacDonald's hill!
by Elsie Spazmataz May 7, 2009
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