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Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.
Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.
by Phinton May 25, 2009
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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!
by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006
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Stephanie Retard Syndrome

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.
Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.
by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011
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Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
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Retard Unit

What pretentious @#$%heads from Europe usually call the imperial system. It's simply a way of saying imperial system of measurement if you're a pretentious twat waffle.
Pretentious twat waffle: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside, or 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
by EuropeSucks December 4, 2016
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Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.
"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"
by Kraizk April 16, 2013
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full blooded retard

one who is an idiot in every aspect of life, i.e. without common sense or education
A: How do I change my turn-signal fluid?
B: You must be a full blooded retard.
by ghost11 December 19, 2015
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