poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.

See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

poosey

When you get a first girlfriend she has a pussy, when you wife her it becomes a poosey.

I was fucking my wife's poosey.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 31, 2023

POOSEY PHAT

when IG fitness models where those padded shorts with the vagina contours and bend over just to show you the finish line.

Look pon de gyal dem poosey phat!!!

by AJ the PumPum Hunter November 6, 2023

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023