penthouse poop

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.

Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!

by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010

poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.

Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.

by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016

Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash

Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop

by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019

Poop Sock

A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.

"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."

"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"

by rastyhaf March 18, 2019

Poop Shackles

The shitty things that keep you down in life.

"Oh man I can't go out tonight, I have all these bills, my girlfriend is a bitch, I can't afford it !!" "My friend it sounds like you have some Poop Shackles on you."

by Lord Jcovatis Maximus February 7, 2013

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

by Zombri507 April 24, 2014

poop mousse

chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop

I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just became poop mousse.
Nel: Watch out for the dog doo
Ecid: Thanks. Hey, that reminds me of the poop mousse we had at Ard's place last night.

by ardnad December 9, 2008