Bob: yeah bro I just got head for the first time? Friend:who?
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
Bob: Megan Webber...
Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 25, 2022

by big_dog33 August 1, 2021

by NodickRick April 24, 2018

Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018

boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch
this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch
this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
by im-cooler-than-you July 11, 2022

by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013

Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.
I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023
