When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020
Get the Pirate eyemug. When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021
Get the The Pirate Salmug. by Suede opinion July 6, 2022
Get the Air piratemug. Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
Get the Piratemug. by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024
Get the Pirate pissmug. by OzzaO May 6, 2021
Get the Pirate Potatomug. by Psyco6 April 23, 2016
Get the Piratemug.