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French Dip Peter 

This is inspired by the classic sandwich that is eaten by dipping the sandwich in Au Jus sauce. This is when a man dips his hard cock into Au Jus sauce, and then he sticks it in his partners mouth.
She looked hungry, so I whipped out the Au Jus and served up a French Dip Peter.

"Are you hungry?"
"No thanks, I just had a French Dip Peter."

Jen forgot to button her top blouse button after having a French Dip Peter.

Beth forgot to wipe her chin after having a French Dip Peter.

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Millimeter Peter

A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.
Millimeter Peter by Do drugs October 23, 2018

The Touch of Peter 

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

Lucky Peter 

The middle guy in a gay man threesome.
While giving it to Ted and recieving it from Joe, Johnathan knew he truely was the Lucky Peter.
Lucky Peter by Keithinator March 13, 2009

Blue Peter 

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.
Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!
Blue Peter by Crazy Joe July 8, 2004

The Peter Walk 

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.
John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.
The Peter Walk by Joeyo October 25, 2012

There is no peter only zuul 

one of the funniest and most memorable lines from Family Guy
Louis: Peter get out of the fridge.

Peter: There is no peter only zuul.