Peter Plain

The most boring person you've ever met.

Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.

by b1b1b4b4 February 8, 2020

Peter

he's gay. theres nothing more about him.

1. "Hey did you know Peter is gay?"

2. "His name is Peter ofc I knew"

by Peter's gay March 2, 2022

Pruney Peter

Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.

Dude I was layin' the cable in your mom so long I got left with a bad case of pruney Peter.

by Snuffleupagus Birdraper September 30, 2010

sweet peter

The slightly sweet scent that comes from sweaty balls after a day of not showering

Man I have such a bad case of sweet Peter today, is it noticeable?

by Sweet peter May 14, 2018

Peter's Constant

8*10^0

Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.

by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021