Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”

She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.

by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023

Jizz

Cum

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class

by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023

Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women

Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger

by BWJpriest June 6, 2024

The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.

‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’

by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022

Jizzing

Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut’

“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good”

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024