mugging off

to fob someone off with an excuse; to mug someone off and tell them blatant lies

1. i'm busy tonight so i'll mug Dale off with some excuse that i can't see him after work

2. are you mugging me off with an excuse? (questioning somebody's sincerity)

3. you're lying to me. you're mugging off

by incriminati April 24, 2007

Cattin Off

other word for trippin, messed up.

dat nigga was cattin off, thought he could beat me in some nba live 10.

by youngstunna2020 February 6, 2010

jerked-off

when a jerk gets voted of a reality show

Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.

by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011

pis off

a word used by someone who cannot spell but it was the same meaning as piss off.

you can see this on msn:
P1: your mum is so fat she needs to use a whole roll of bog roll for a tampon
P2: Pis off!!!!
P1: retard....

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 9, 2004

Jerking Off

A male (Usually male) starts by lubricating, then strokingthe penis. A male will start having an erection/jerking off due to hormones. A male will usually start jerking off at the ages 10-14. Some males may start as late as 16. Males will also jerk off through out their life.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Males will also jerk off even after they get married and have regular sex.

Example: Jim started jerking off at the age 12. Jim stopped for a few years, then started jerking off again in his late 40s and continues to do so once every week until his 80s even after he got married at 32 and had regular sex.

Jim lubricates his penis then begins jerking off , or thrusting his hand in an up and down motion. While on his bed after being aroused by the porno playing on his laptop.

by KarsZ July 5, 2019

Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

by Sunblazer November 30, 2009

fuck off

1. Go away.

2. No.

1. No I don't want like jazz, fuck off!

2. Do you like jazz? Fuck off!

by Randy Roomwarmer January 9, 2004