canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.

Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.

by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015

russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.

Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.

by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022

Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.

"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy

by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022