Dark Mist

Noun. Corruption, bribery, lobbying, grafting.

1. Governor suspects there are many dark mist in the parlement cabinet.
2. Dark mist complete eradication is just a daydream for many of us.

by sharerainbows March 18, 2023

Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.

Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

oh-dark-hundred

Period from 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 05:59 (fifty-nine past five).

Oh-dark-hundred.

by Çpovipoviski July 18, 2025

Dark humor

Dark humor can be used to cope with tragedy

Example: i always liked deep fried donuts
Dark humor is the way some people cope woth tragedy
-gelatin

by Bilk-mucket-ur-mom December 5, 2023

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023