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retard bluetooth

The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
Dont ask those two...you will get the same answer. I blame retard bluetooth.
by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010
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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!
by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006
mugGet the monkeyphone's retard nightmug.

Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.
Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.
by Phinton May 25, 2009
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Stephanie Retard Syndrome

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.
Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.
by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011
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Half Way Retarded

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
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Retard Unit

What pretentious @#$%heads from Europe usually call the imperial system. It's simply a way of saying imperial system of measurement if you're a pretentious twat waffle.
Pretentious twat waffle: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside, or 90 degrees Fahrenheit.
by EuropeSucks December 4, 2016
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