Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Nipple pimp

Someone who sell pictures of other peoples nipples

I am looking for some good nip pics. can you help me find a Nipple pimp?

by Body pimp June 26, 2017

swiss army nipple

Nips with a purpose

My Swiss army nipple creates problems

by Yet skirt skeet July 9, 2017

stewart nipples

To insult someone,usually a inside joke kinda calling someone stupid gay hoe!!!

Look at the hermaphrodite, it looks like a stewart nipples.

by Mr. Crabs has crabs October 4, 2019

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.

"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"

by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

Dirty nipple water

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.

Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.

by Dirty nips June 6, 2019