"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
by i am soooooo saxy April 24, 2006
A mom who lives in southlake and drives a black SUV, has like 4 kids, dyes her hair blonde every month and gets her nails done every 2 weeks, doesn’t work has her rich husband do everything. Is usually in the schools Pto and likes to post on her Facebook and take selfies with her kids. She also spoils them and gives them everything. usually someone named Becky, Rebecca, Lisa, Joanne , other white names. The mom would be down to take her kids to T-P someone’s house.
by penis wenis December 13, 2017
A ‘White’ simple redneck soccer mom. Sometimes these moms can be ‘racist’, ‘homophobic’, and yes these moms vote for trump
by pantyshotlover69 December 12, 2019
To clean a face by dapping their saliva onto their finger or tissue and wiping another persons face.
My girlfriend noticed that I had something on my face so she decided to mom-clean me in front of my friends. It was so embarrasing.
by Kwhite November 27, 2009
by Hoose 218 March 29, 2016
something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man
"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.
by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014