fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 9, 2018
Get the mike ruszczykmug. Seasoned product manager and business analyst with extensive experience in developing high-performance platforms and innovative business solutions. Proven success with diverse teams and emerging technologies that generated new production, escalated revenue streams, and captured market majorities. Versatile professional with design and build experience in multiple business environments. Relationship and partnership building expertise that enhanced collaborative efforts and drove projects to completion ahead of critical deadlines. Superior technical skill combined with project management practice which delivered advanced controls and protocols, cutting-edge program design, and solutions to organizational information problems.
by Mike T. Nichols II November 22, 2021
Get the Mike T. Nichols IImug. Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will spend her time, money,. . .etc. to make sure that her friends know that she cares. Mikeeli will text you for hours and hours at a time without shame. She can't spend more than a day in a big city without missing her small country home. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams.
Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink and makeup is out of the question. This can make her friends jealous because her lashes are so long. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she is cool with that. Unless he's the one she wants. Mikeeli can be like a medicine that makes all the hard times in life seem to melt away.
Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink and makeup is out of the question. This can make her friends jealous because her lashes are so long. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she is cool with that. Unless he's the one she wants. Mikeeli can be like a medicine that makes all the hard times in life seem to melt away.
by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019
Get the Mikeelimug. by Mrs. Jobs February 4, 2010
Get the Mike McRaemug. The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.
You're dead to me, Mike.
by KappaG March 30, 2020
Get the Mikemug. A female that’s bad on how she carry herself. Sexy/gorgeous with no makeup on with a beautiful attire with pumps. That catches your attention while breathtaking something just so exquisite. Bad like billie Jean moonwalking bad. Someone that’s there for you 82’ Mike Jackson bad!!
A female that knows she bad and you see she mike Jackson bad making you feel like a smooth criminal.
by Big Daddy 1983 April 9, 2022
Get the mike jackson badmug. Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!
Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!
by Looyurr August 9, 2023
Get the Tornado faster than Mikemug.