Squirt Master

A woman who can squirt on command

You seen Brodies new twitter vid? she is a squirt master!

by AldiShopper May 18, 2022

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

master of the delusional arts

When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.

“You should have seen Ryan talk about volleyball. Complete master of the delusional arts”

by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023

fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.

"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"

by The fitness master October 3, 2017

Master chief Vs doom guy

The argument had by all nerds cough* cough*matpat

Master chief Vs doom guy is impossible
But hey that's just a theory a game theory

by Hates gator golf March 21, 2022

Master Campy

When lighting a bowl of weed and you remove the lighter but the flame remains like a little camp fire

Whoa bro you just did a master campy. ;-)

by anonymous July 14, 2024

Master Cut

A type of remix, usually discluding the sounds added in a regular remix and only focuses on clipping and scrambling the pre-existing audio to either increase or decrease the length, add another chorus and things alike. Usually misinterpreted with the 'Voice Inversion' technique.

Friend: I made this remix, listen to it, mate!
Me: You haven't added anything new, so it's just a 'Master Cut'. It 𝘪𝘴 lit tho, fam!

by Hectasy August 13, 2019