Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.

"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020

mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

by alex3142 May 18, 2016

Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.

Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌

by @xanaxclimax September 20, 2017

Mad poppin' dog

Someone that pops pills (illicit pills) and thinks they are cool!

Person1- Look at that mad poppin' dog dancing around like he owns the joint!!

Person2- Yeah, I can't stand people like that.

by Shakkka August 22, 2016

Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.

Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.

by SoyDogeruni April 24, 2021