Kyle

A dude who has mountains of Red Bull stored in his closet

Me: Woah Kyle, you have an entire closet full of Red Bull!

Kyle: Yeah it’s a bit small, but it’ll do until Tomorrow

by OhGodSaveMeFromTheClintons May 22, 2019

Kyle

That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.

Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?

Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!

Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!

Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.

by VladR_2008 June 25, 2022

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Kyle

Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs

Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite

by LAngela November 23, 2021

Morning Kyle

Gen Z equivalent of a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette, but instead hitting a disposable vape and drinking a Ghost energy drink

"Woke up tired and cranky so I had to get in a Morning Kyle before court"

by ckaz June 28, 2024

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021

Kyle

The man the myth the legend.

Theres lots of them that meet annually in Lake Kyle Park, Texas

"Yo have you heard about Kyle?"

"Yeah, The man the myth the legend."

by 010Wren010 November 27, 2024