Kyle is all around perfect amazing guy, he will make you smile even though he is not in a good place, always thinks about the next than himself... he is a very courageous and caring guy that has money for days.
Kyle is a cool guy.
by Kylė November 22, 2021

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
by Hardbard April 7, 2023

the dumbest person on the planet. he likes hippos and horses, and listenig to country music. he can be nice and bad at football. he is mostly tormented by his "friends".
by gooberstufferinthemeathole November 10, 2013

by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024

**Kyle (noun):**
A person characterized by exceptional kindness, thoughtfulness, and care. A Kyle is someone who consistently exhibits a profound sense of empathy, offers unwavering support, and demonstrates wisdom that surpasses their years. Known for their helpful nature and genuine concern for others, a Kyle is a beacon of compassion and insight, making them a cherished friend and valued confidant. Often smells of cinnamon rolls.
A person characterized by exceptional kindness, thoughtfulness, and care. A Kyle is someone who consistently exhibits a profound sense of empathy, offers unwavering support, and demonstrates wisdom that surpasses their years. Known for their helpful nature and genuine concern for others, a Kyle is a beacon of compassion and insight, making them a cherished friend and valued confidant. Often smells of cinnamon rolls.
We should all try and be more like a Kyle.
"Man! That smells sweet! Is that candy?"
"No man, thats just Kyle."
"Man! That smells sweet! Is that candy?"
"No man, thats just Kyle."
by nomyrealname420 August 12, 2024

When you bend over the seat of a piece of shit ‘79 peterbilt 359 setback axle and your boyfriend shoves a can of brake clean up your ass.
by Stoneybonezzzzz May 8, 2022
