human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 1, 2019

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.

by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022

Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.

Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.

by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022

brugger+ trap= incident

dit is wanneer er een brugger is een trap is en ook een ander soort trap die vanuit een cool iemands lichaam komt

Ik heb vandaag een brugger van de trap gekankerd, brugger+ trap= incident

by zyzz42069 February 7, 2022

Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005