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Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.
"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023
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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
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Holi~Bday

/ˈhälə beeˌdā/ - a birthday and holiday on the same day; holiday + birthday; an elite day where a special individual celebrates both their birthday and the holiday that it is shared with; a holiday birthday aka Holi~Bday.
Carmen is celebrating her Holi~Bday on December 25th. You know she's a Christmas baby and loves to talk about receiving lots of gifts for her extra special day. I'm so sick of that bitch bragging about her Christmas Birthday every year!
by Xavier Grays January 23, 2024
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Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom
Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan
by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024
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holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
by majorinbananas November 20, 2023
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Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.
John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023
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Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door
I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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