holy blinker

Taking a stupidly fat long blinker on your pen and getting higher than angel dust

Dude my homie ripped a holy blinker.. now he can't see anymore

by pandas99872 September 12, 2023

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 26, 2022

Holy milk

Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.

Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk

by Gdyshd February 23, 2016

holy relic

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic

by ilovetheholyrelic June 10, 2018

Holy War

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"

Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.

Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!

by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023

Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 30, 2025