Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.

He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015

tin foil hat club

conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.

That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Eat Your Hat

Something to say when your pissed off very much at someone.
After you tell someone to eat your hat they then proceed to sputter out things like 'Eat your sock'. You can then tell them to get a life.

I told that freak to eat his hat and he was told.

by Sara January 3, 2004

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

by MRMNYC December 28, 2016

Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario

Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat

by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014