Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.

There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

by the_elder April 26, 2009

Video Game Food

A quick most likely unhealth food made fast to get back to game such as Hotpockets and Top Ramen

"Dude I don't feel good all ive eaten this week is Video Game Food

by Stan Marsh was alrady taken August 5, 2010

Canned food Friday

Cans that are given out to a child every Friday of the week

It’s canned food friday

by Can nigga July 19, 2018

69ing your food

Is the act of you and your significant other both ordering separate meals and then splitting each meal with each other hints both get equal pleasure.

Did you and your wife have a great time 69ing your food last night?

by Derek30269 September 8, 2015

fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.

"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."

by MistakeLake December 15, 2013

Food Truck Friday

A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room

Her: Hey do u want to go to food truck Friday with me this weekend
Him: hell yes let's do it

by JoeManHoe September 5, 2016

food box

your mouth

I am going to punch you right in your food box if you don't get over here.

by Nikdor September 29, 2008