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Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...
by Matthewmcconaughey March 7, 2020
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Dark

Let me get some of that dark.
by LegionAK March 17, 2020
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dark lightskin

Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.
Bob: I'm brownskin
Bill: no your not your dark lightskin
by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Dark days

Yesterdays dark days might be interesting to talk about, but they dont really matter anymore, which is why removing statues does nothing to change anything now, and history books are as likely to be bullshit as they are to have any facts at all. Whether they are history books that make Europeans look like the good guys, or history books that make black people look like the good guys and victims, theres a lot of bullshit information circulating. Tomorrow's dark days aren't going to matter for a while, so that leaves people with the dark days they're living in, and the bullshit they're living with now.
Dark days are not just a thing of the past that will get better once all the statues and symbols are removed. The reality is just like at one time the dark days of the past were now, the dark days people are living in will one day be the dark days of the past. Nothing has changed because the same race is still fucking with people, the human race.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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