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Newcastle College 

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.
"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"
Newcastle College by Whogivesa April 27, 2008
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I love college

A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.
Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"


"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"

Notre Dame College Prep 

An all boys catholic high school where most guys here are stupid enough to shmack on something that looks like a flash drive. If you are a thicc boy then you are prone to getting your ass slapped about 50 times a day (if you are lucky maybe even get your dick grab ;). If your hair is only a little over your eyebrows you will get a J.U.G (Justice Under God). Don’t use the bathroom after lunch time there will shit and piss everywhere (one time some middle eastern kid named armon shit in the urinal). But GO DONS
Hey do you go to Notre Dame College Prep

Yeah
Haha lol you gay
Notre Dame College Prep by Tersonca October 23, 2019

Will Rice College 

Will Rice College, one of the nine residential colleges on the Rice University campus, is historically known as the college of Gods and Goddesses.
Will Rice College by blinker555 August 20, 2008

Oatridge College 

An agricultural college in West Lothian, Edinburgh, Scotland.
At Oatridge you can study horses, agriculture, horticulture, animal care, horse racing, green-keeping and tree-hugging. Great college.
The big OAC (oatridge college) is where it's at!
Oatridge College by melxvengeance December 19, 2008

rectoral college 

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.
Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!
rectoral college by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017

Uckfield College 

This is a school in East Sussex. Some people are very posh yet we have a wild species named roadman they think they are very 'ard and run the place but they really don't. Some teachers are really nice yet some are nasty and accuse you of being in school. All in all, it is a 3/5 school with nice people apart from most people.
"wow, have you seen the new student at UCKFIELD COLLEGE?"
"yes he is a roadman"